Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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