Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Rebecca Black

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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were you expecting a joke

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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