What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Eric is gay Ha

A pope meets another one

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

belly button

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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