Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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poopoo

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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