The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Take part of what?

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Knock Knock No solicitors

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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