- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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yolo your orange looks orange

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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