- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You're a big fat monkey.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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