- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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