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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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