Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

You should read the Terms of Service.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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