If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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