What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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