Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Penis

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Bob Saget that is all

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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