- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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