Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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