Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Feminism.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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