- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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