- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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