- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

pobody's nerfect

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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