- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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