Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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