What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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