What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What long black and tasty? Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

thumb_up thumb_down +16

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops