god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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