- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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