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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What? Yes.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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