Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Allah walked into AK Bar

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...