- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

i like turtles

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

women's rights

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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