roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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