- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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