Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

woman's lacrosse

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Anti Joke

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