Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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