- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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