- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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