I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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how man

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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