A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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