- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

purple pickles

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What? Huh?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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