Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Women's rights.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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