- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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