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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

The New York Giants

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

It says so on your cap.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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