- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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