- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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