- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

One time i was sitting down

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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