- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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