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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

poopy is poopy

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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