i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

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