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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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