- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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