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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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