what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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