This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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