- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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