What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Jeff

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Suck pussy

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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