- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

An Asian with a big dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Ily bae

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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