- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Gus's mom

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock Whose there? 4

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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