A penis walks into a bar..

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Click here for free sandwich.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A miserable man committed suicide.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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