- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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