- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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