So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

vitamin c

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why? Why not?

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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