A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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