- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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How about that airline food?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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