- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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