What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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