- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A guy walks into a bar

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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