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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

irish man drinking john smiths

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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