What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

irish man drinking john smiths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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