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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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