- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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