Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Womans baksetball...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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