Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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hi michael

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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what's white and sticky semen

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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