- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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