What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Womans baksetball...

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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