- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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