- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

NASCAR being considered a sport.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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