- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your mother is average.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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