- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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