- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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