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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

I don't get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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