Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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