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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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