- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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