- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

America

A man died.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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