Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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