my wife out of the kitchen

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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