Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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you give like i give lomain

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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AIDS

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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