- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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