- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

My spelling is horrible

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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