A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Anti Joke

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