what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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