a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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