Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

purple pickles

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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